Look at my life, look at my choices

Well, thanks a lot steinsgrrl and eightiesgirl88. I just spent the last four days reading One Direction fanfiction.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE.

I mean, I do, sine they're inescapable in the press in Britain, but not really. I've never watched a single interview, I've never heard them speak, and I've only heard their song once.

Why am I reading fic for them?!

*obviously going through painful bandom withdrawal*

(I'll admit, eightiesgirl88, your post about Louis' ass was...persuasive.)